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whatfreshhellisthis:

Do us all a favour and shut the fuck up before you even try to finish that godawful sentence.

(via catieisel)

Teacher: So what was break like?
Other people: Fun, dude, like parties and stuff and hanging out and getting drunk whoop.
Me: Sitting in my house all day and rarely leaving and crying over fictional characters and how beautiful they are and watching movies and TV shows and marrying my butt to my bed and crying over how flawless celebrities are. Oh and I forgot the main hilight: eating so much that I probably gained 8 pounds.